The Surreal Studios FAQ

We are not making these up.

Are there speakers up there?
Do you donate studio time?
I'm recording a band and my DAT machine broke. Can I borrow yours?
Have you ever recorded famous people?
We ran out of money and now we need you to fix our tape. Can you make it sound real good?
What do you use that TV for?
Do you sell fake food for restaurant commercials?
Is there a processor I could put my sound through to make it sound better?
How can I make my home recordings sound as good as what you do here?
Will I hear the music in the headphones?
I'm thinking of buying a (Panasonic QV39 AutoDigital Deck or whatever) - how are those?
What's a good keyboard?
Oh man, if I had one of these in my house, I'd make music all day long.
Has anyone from Alaska become famous?
How come when I take it home it doesn't sound the same?
Could I hire you to come over and show me how to use my mixer?
I'm building a studio. Can I come over and look at yours?
I've got a question about sound. Can I talk to Kurt?
How long does it take to record an album?
Do I need MIDI?
How do I know someone won't steal my song?
What's a good (microphone, amp, mixer, etc?)
Do you charge less for mixing?
I'm recording somewhere else. Can you listen to the mixes and tell me what you think?
Can I set up my drums on Sunday night to get the sound? You don't charge for getting sounds, do you? On a weekend? Easter?
I need it real soon. I'll be over right away. Can you make a copy right now? What do you mean there's a rush charge?
Do you have beats?
Do you know how to do (country, alternative, rap, etc.?)
What was Patsy Cline's real name? (Virginia Pfleiger, if you really need to know.)
What's it like to record a band?